This list grows daily... so far some of the best things I have learned so far are:
Any time the removal of a hot pie from the oven is attempted one-handed, the pie WILL end up face down, in the bottom of the oven.
Never try and spray paint primer on a garage door when it is windy outside.
Never try and spray paint primer on a garage door when it is windy outside and you don’t have a face mask on.
If, having tried to spray paint primer on a garage door when it is windy outside, while not wearing a face mask, don’t be surprised to find out that you will blow primer coloured snot into your tissue. (YUK)
Never try to disassemble an aluminum garden-shed while wearing flip-flops.
If you happen to try to disassemble an aluminum garden-shed while wearing flip-flops, the band-aids are ALWAYS upstairs.
Toes bleed WAY more than you think they will.
Watching Mike Holmes on Homes can lead to all sorts of mischief in the home.
Never assume that the house keys are in the car.
If having NOT verified the location of the house keys before driving off to play with your dog, borrowing a ladder to break into your own home at 7 in the morning can be problematic.
With love across the waters,
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